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The ZOMBOCALYPSE is coming…
The few of you who read/remember this blog as it was will be aghast to learn that zombies are currently the THIRD HIGHEST threat the survival of mankind (right after bears, and global warming). This...
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The Benefits of Zombies on Humanity’s Psychological Well-being
I work at a cafe in a small town, and oftentimes the things customers say to me are a source of amusement, or sometimes rage and confusion. One day, a certain customer was feeling particularly...
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Why Bacon is the Ultimate Survival Food
(EDIT: The pictures in this blog are also links to where I thieved them from. They will teach you how to build a potato cannon, and buy canned bacon.) Many of you are probably thinking, “Paul, being a...
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Updates
So in case anyone was wondering, no I haven’t died yet (I’m far too ready for any possible calamity to allow that), but there was a bit of a false alarm and so I’ve spent the last three or four months...
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DRAFT Petition to Politicians re: Occupy Wall St.
We are taking a break from our irregularly and ill-maintained zombie fiction programming, to provide you with this important message about the future of our society. I have written a brief...
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